Rio De Janeirooo

Prepare... This will be a long one.

Before I go on telling about my fabulous few days in Rio, I must talk about the Monday before leaving. After school, I went to my friend Gabriela's house with a bunch of girls from my class to prepare a meal for our class the next day. We were preparing a dish with a name that I forget because it's hard to say. Anywho, it has lots of potatoes, chicken, and bacon. I am apparently a master at peeling potatoes so I am proud of that. After cooking for 3 hours, I took the bus home to meet up with Eli and Sandra. I was sitting on the bus and then an old man sat next to me and began to sing. He literally sang the entire bus ride in a higher pitched voice. I think I almost pierced my lip from biting it because I was trying to contain my laughter. I was tempted to sing along with him but all of a sudden he started shouting out random numbers, then resumed singing again.
I figured it was best to get off the bus.
I met up with Sandra and Eli, who happened to be waiting for me in my bedroom. The three of us went to get our first ever wax...
It was not pleasant. I hated it. The lady was really calm about it so I trusted her but to be honest, the room looked like I was about to get surgery. It was one of the most painful things I have ever done, I really don't understand why people do that to themselves! It was awful!
Anyways, I survived and I'm smooth.

Tuesday was pretty much the best day of school so far. My whole grade was assigned this cooking project and Tuesday was the day everyone got to eat everything. It was amazing. There was everything from little appetizers, breads, main courses, and desserts. After school, I went to Sofia's house. That day was the first time I saw her since the day in the airport. It was really weird at first because we immediately started speaking in Portuguese. She lived with me for almost 6 months and we just spoke English so now transitioning to just Portuguese was weird but it's cool! She showed me around her home, which is my future home, we went out for acai, and then I went to her dance class with her. I thought I was just going to watch but of course that is not an option. Instead I got to pretend like I knew what I was doing while looking pretty stupid; it was really fun actually.

Wednesday... destination: RIO !! It was honestly really strange to be in an airport again but I knew it was okay because I was on my way to the most amazing city ever. The flight was so cool, I got the window seat so of course my eyes did not leave the window for one second. Flying over top of Rio has got to be one of the most amazing views I have ever seen. I got to see a top view of all the beaches and mountains in Rio. We landed in the airport that is located in the center of the city (right next to the ocean). It was cool because it seemed like we were going to land right on the water. We got out of the plane and holy did that heat hit me good. Rio is hot, people. Muito freaking calor!
After an hour bus ride around Rio trying to find where to get off, we finally found the little hotel we were going to be staying at. It is literally a 2 minute walk from Ipanema Beach. Sofia, Jane (Sofi's mom), and I put our stuff away and immediately headed off to the beach. Since that day was a holiday in Rio, the beach was PACKED but we made room. After literally 15 minutes of relaxing on the beach, people started shouting. Sofi jumped up, and told me to run. Sofia, me, and literally everyone else on the beach started panicking, grabbing their stuff, and running. I had no idea what happened, I just immediately jumped up and ran for my life (leaving all of my stuff behind). Finally everyone stopped running and I asked what the eff just happened. Sofia explained that there was a group of guys going along the beach stealing everyone's things. The got caught or something because everyone seemed to calm down. Thankfully Jane grabbed all the things that I left behind for the thieves. I honestly thought I was going to die. Adrenaline kicked in and I ran super fast, I think. My heart didn't calm down for another hour after that. We found a new spot on the beach, I bought a sarong (which goes everywhere with me now) and a coconut, and we all resumed relaxing on that beautiful beach. It was seriously the perfect day, I walked along the shore collecting shells, the water was the perfect, refreshing temperature, the sky was clear blue, and the sun was shining beautifully on the surrounding mountains. I went swimming in the ocean for the first time since I went to Mexico and oh my lordy, those waves are bigger than I remember. I literally had to hold onto my bottoms every time a waved passed. I am completely certain that every person within view of me saw my bare butt. My bare, white, Canadian butt.
That night, Sofi and I took an evening walk all the way down both sides of the beach. It was so amazing. There were still people selling things all the way down the beach. Watching and listening to the waves crash against the shore is one of the most relaxing sensations. After our walk, we went out to a sports bar, watched a game of soccer, ate chicken wings and fries. It was quite relaxing as well.

Thursday was Sofi's birthday. Sofia, Jane, Vander (her dad who had arrived a little later by car), and I went to the beach bright and early in the morning. I lathered myself up in sunscreen (yes mom, I actually wore sunscreen), and put on my little Brazilian bikini...
We only stayed at the beach for about 3 hours but within those 3 hours, I burnt to a complete crisp. My whole backside was seriously lobster red. I have only really burnt once before but that was just a little on my nose and shoulders. I couldn't tell I was burnt, obviously, until it was already way too late. We left the beach, ate lunch, showered, and then headed off to go see the famous Cristo (Christ). I was smart and put on tight jean shorts over top of my burn. HAHA Hailey... bad choices.
I was fine on the way there but the way back is another story. After an hour of waiting to catch the train up to the Christ, we finally made it. Now, I don't want to sound like a broken record but that view, was THE most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life thus far. There were reflectors surrounding the Christ which made him glow even more with the sun. Every angle was magnificent. You could literally see every building, mountain, beach, and island in Rio. My words will never do it justice, my photos almost will but just the feeling of being all the way up there is incredible. I seriously felt like I was on top of the world. You really realize how small you are when you look at a view like that. I wish I could've stayed there forever. I am so thankful Sofi brought me there, and I am so thankful I have the opportunity to return there in January.
Later, we took a bus back to the hotel. The bus ride was about an hour long I think but it was really cool to see Rio at night. We passed by some really amazingly lit beaches. My burn started to really really burn so I couldn't actually sit on the bus. I literally burnt my entire back, legs, and butt. The butt is the worst place to burn. I'm actually still in pain as I am writing this.
That night, Sofi and I met up with her friend 'Dudu' (Eduardo) and we went to another bar/restaurant, listened to a band, and just talked the whole night.

Friday, I woke up in some serious pain. I almost cried getting out of bed. That morning, Sofi's cousin, Lorena, and her cousin's friend, Marta, came to stay with us. We all got up, ate breakfast, and went to the beach again. This time, the sun wasn't out. It was kind of clouded over which was nice because I was still in a lot of pain and having sun wouldn't really be good for me. The 4 of us took a walk down the beach to this really neat cliff type thing. I had a hard time even walking but I didn't want to miss out on picture opportunities. I wanted to cry every time I stood up. I literally was not able to sit or lay down. I walked like I had just got a prostate exam (I am assuming that is how I would walk if I got a prostate exam). Yeah, people gave weird looks because I moaned every time I sat down.
After lunch, everyone returned to the hotel and took a brief afternoon nap. That night, Sofi, Lorena, Marta, and I went out for dinner. I got caesar salad for the first time since I arrived in Brazil. It tasted nothing like home but still.

Saturday we all got ready and walked to Copacabana. It rained again but we still continued on. We did some window shopping along the way, and then ate a huge lunch. Copacabana is really beautiful. It is surrounded by beautiful mountains and buildings. It is also surrounded by many little restaurants/shops/food stands. Also, on every beach, there are people who go around selling literally anything. Ice cream, acai, sarongs, dresses, shorts, skirts, skirts, sandals, sunglasses, water, beer, bathing suits, jewellery, shoelaces, sunscreen, hats, bags, shirts, shrimp on a skewer, etc. There are also tents set up that sell drinks made with fresh fruit. People seriously walk around with huge straw umbrellas with 50 bikinis hung from it. You can literally find anything at the beach and you don't even have to get up.
After lunch we did some more shopping. I actually restrained from buying things I don't need which I thought was pretty impressive considering the level of temptation. But oooh my, I was standing inline for the change room and a little boy, who I am assuming was looking for his mom, came up and shoved me from behind right on my sunburn. I never wanted to punch a kid so bad in my life. Again, I resisted temptation.
Later, we went out for dinner at Subway. I felt so boss because I still know exactly what I want and now I know how to order it in Portuguese.
We then all got dressed up to go out to a club called 'Praia' which means 'beach'. Fitting name seeing as how it is located right across from the beach. We got in for half price because Sofi called ahead of time saying it was her birthday... 2 days before. The club was completely packed. I have never been pushed and rubbed against so much in my life. Of course I still had a really sunburn... lovely.
The club stayed completely packed to the point where you couldn't dance, or even move at all. It was a really nice club, good music, cool band, but we had to get out of there. We ended up driving around with Dudu then going home. It probably was for the best because we had to wake up at about 6:30 to head off to the airport.

Sunday, woke up bright and early and headed for the airport. It was at that moment where I had the biggest craving for Tim Hortons. I probably would've killed for a coffee and a bagel. I slept on the plane, Sofi's dad brought me home, I slept for a bit because my family wasn't home, ate lunch, and here I am writing this blog.

To anyone reading this, if you ever have a chance in your life to go to Brazil, do it. Stay for at least a month, you have to go to Rio, and you have to see the Christ.
Rio de Janeiro is the most incredible city in the world, you can quote me on that.